Laws of life

Got this list through the mail the other day:

• Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
• Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.
• Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
• Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
• Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
• Bath THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
• LAW of the RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will!
• LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
• THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.
• LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.